Funny New Years Quotes


We’re wrapping up yet another incredible year. Incredible doesn’t always mean good or successful, it just means it’s amazing and stunning and full of surprises. I want to hit you with some quotes that sum up a few New Year’s experiences and give you some words of wisdom to go into the new year. Enjoy!

Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
Helen Keller

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
P. J. O’Rourke

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
Robert Fulghum

All of us every single year, we’re a different person. I don’t think we’re the same person all our lives.
Steven Spielberg

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate

Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.
Jonathan Edwards

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
E. W. Howe

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
W. Somerset Maugham

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